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In a Van Down By the River

  • Writer: Plunder The Under
    Plunder The Under
  • Apr 26
  • 2 min read

I always figure betting on baseball is gonna either send me to a penthouse apartment filled with sexy hoochie mommas, or living out of a van down by the river like motivational speaker Matt Foley. No van yet so … so far so good!

Let’s jump into the plays for Saturday, April 26th. Reminder SIGN UP FOR PREMIUM (if ya ain’t already) to get the full list.

✅ TOP PICKS ✅


  • All Sorts of Phillies vs. Ben Brown [GRADE: A]

H/AB

AVG

wOBA

OPS

ISO

HardHit%

6-19

.316

.447

1.105

.316

70.59%

Kyle Schwarber, JT Realmuto and Nick Castellanos all look to be in play against Mr. Brown, who is also “a little too close to Mr. Shit” as they say in “Reservoir Dogs.” Schwarbs is first choice, then JT, then Casty who has been a little cold. Listed numbers are for Schwarbs.


TARGET MARKETS: TB/HRR (1u), HR (0.3-0.5u with promos and boosts), hit parlays, H+R+R parlays


Quick note on the Target Markets section: These are the markets I’m going to be line/promo shopping for when the markets open up. Sometimes I will avoid them if they’re too juicy or the odds are just garbage (-130 and worse). Unit recommendation is a general guideline, but could change based on value. Also … feel free to visit GAMBLING SCHOOL 101 for a breakdown of all markets, bankroll, risk management and more


  • Ben Rice (NYY) vs. Kevin Gausman [GRADE: A-]

H/AB

AVG

wOBA

OPS

ISO

HardHit%

7-21

.333

.449

1.143

.238

56.25%

Rice has quietly heated back up this week and has been smoking the ball the past week. Gausman has had issues with lefties so far this year too.


TARGET MARKETS: H+R+R/TB (up to 1u), HR (0.3u-0.5u), hit parlays, H+R+R parlays

💰 THE RECAP 💰


These are all of our picks from Thursday, April 24 …


✅ Bobby Witt: 1-4, run

✅ Maikel Garcia: 2-5, double, run

😒 William Contreras: DNP

😒 Jackson Chourio: DNP

❌ Nolan Schaunel: 0-3

❌ Dylan Crews: 0-3


Welp … the “Parade of weirdoes” delivered in the fact that they were all weird and dumb outside of the Royals.

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